Christmas Jokes for Kids 2019

Are you looking for some Christmas jokes for kids or fun messages to use on cards, websites or maybe social media? Looking for Christmas messages or wishes for a special person or sentiment?

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Here are some of the best Christmas jokes for kids I found:

  • How do chickens dance at a holiday party? Chick to chick.
  • What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
  • What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
  • Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!
  • What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter “Y!”
  • What do you get when you cross ice and Christmas? — A cold Christmas!
  • Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up? It had no legs.
  • What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.
  • What did one snowman say another snowman? You’re cool.
  • What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
  • Why does Santa work at the North Pole? Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!

Here you will find fun, nutty and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults.

  • Why did the turkey play drums in his band ? — Because he had the drum sticks
  • What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!
  • What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinselitus
  • How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He refers to his calen-deer.
  • Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!
  • What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause
  • What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots??
  • What did the T-Rex say when it was Christmas Eve? — Merry T-Rexmas
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
  • Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!
  • What do road crews use at the North Pole? Snow cones!
  • What does the Turkey eat at Christmas? – Nothing cos he’s stuffed!
  • What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

These jokes for Christmas are perfect for parents, teachers, anyone who celebrates Christmas.

  • Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
  • What does Santa suffer from whenever he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia
  • What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets? A cookie sheet.
  • Why is it so cold at Christmas? – Because it is in DecemBrrrr
  • What do you call an elf who steals gift wrapping paper from the rich and gives it to the poor? — Ribbon Hood
  • What does Santa use to measure? — Santameters!
  • What does an elf study in school? The elfabet.
  • What do you call Santa Claus on a beach? – Sandy Claus!
  • What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations ? – Tinsel itis..
  • What do monkeys sing at Christmas? — Jungle bells
  • Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Elephanta Claus.
  • What do you call Santa’s little helpers? – Subordinate clauses!
  • In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas? EVERY year!
  • What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!
  • How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? Merry Christmas to ewe.

Let's continue with more jokes. Here are some jokes that you can share at Christmas.

  • What kind of photos do elves take? Elfies!
  • How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer!
  • What’s white and goes up? – A Confused snowflake !
  • What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? – A Holly Davidson!
  • What do you get when is Christmas in a Bakery? — A miss spy
  • What is an elf’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music!
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. (or Frosted Flakes!)
  • What is a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo-years Day.
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
  • Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? – Because they have two left feet!
  • What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.
  • What do you get when Santa plays detective? Santa clues!
  • What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.
  • What is the best Christmas present in the world? – A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
  • Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
  • What is an elf’s favorite sport? North-pole vaulting.
  • What should you give your parents at Christmas? A list of what you want.
  • Who gives presents to baby sharks? – Santa Jaws!
  • What is every parent’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night.
  • What does Mrs. Claus say when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.
  • Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.
  • What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs? Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
  • Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had the drum sticks!
  • What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree? – A pineapple!
  • What do elves eat for breakfast? — Snow flakes
  • What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? – A Christmas Quacker!
  • How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
  • Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? – Santa Jaws!