Christmas Jokes Knock Knock 2019

Are you looking for some Knock Knock Christmas Jokes or fun messages to use on cards, websites or maybe social media? Looking for Christmas messages or wishes for a special person or sentiment?

We wanted to bring you some of the best Christmas phrases , greetings and messages this holiday season. It is time to find the best way to greet anyone a happy Christmas by choosing from this huge collection of happy Christmas messages, wishes and quotes.

Here are some of the best Christmas jokes knock knock I found:

  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Oakham Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithfull...!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Census. Census who? Census presents for Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open until Christmas.
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Rudolph Rudolph who? Money is the Rudolph of all evil!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open 'til Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? I'll Alex Santa the questions if you don't mind!
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canya. Canya who? Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Believe Believe who? Do you believe in Santa Claus
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Igloo Igloo who? Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow business like show business!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita lift, Rudolph.

Here you will find fun, nutty and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults.

  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I knock again will you let me in?
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Holly Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Donut Donut who? Donut open til Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

Here you will find fun, nutty and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults.

  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree.
  • Knock, knock!Who's there! Anna! Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Claus. Claus who? Claus I can't wait any longer!
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Avery Avery who? Avery merry Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas!
  • Knock, knock!Who's there? Wayne Wayne who? Wayne in a manger...!

Let's continue with more jokes. Here are some jokes that you can share at Christmas.

  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Gift. Gift who? Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska Santa for a new bike!