Halloween Kids Jokes 2019

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Here are some of the best Halloween kids jokes I found:

  • What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make? Snap, cackle and pop!
  • What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
  • Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
  • When does a ghost eat breakfast? In the moaning.
  • Which type of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-Jeans.
  • Which of the witch’s friends was good at baseball? The bat.
  • What do spooks with poor eyesight wear? Spook-tacles!
  • What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
  • Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he was always goblin’.
  • What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs
  • Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house? He was homesick.
  • What do they teach in witching school? Spelling.
  • What type of monster loves dance music? The boogieman
  • What do you get when you cross the Abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!
  • Why didn’t the skeleton jump off the roof? He didn’t have the guts.
  • Who are cousins of the werewolf? What-wolf and When-wolf
  • What do spirits send their friends while on vacation? Ghostcards
  • What do witches race on? Vroomsticks!
  • What’s a ghosts favorite desert? Boo-berry pie.

Here you will find fun, nutty and hilarious Halloween jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults.

  • Why don’t vampires have more friends? Because they are a pain in the neck.
  • Why did the ghost go to the sales? Because they were bargain haunters!
  • What was the mummy musician’s favorite note? The dead sea
  • What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music.
  • What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom mates!
  • What do you call a spirit who gets too close to a camp fire? A toasty ghosty.
  • Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone? Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.
  • Where does the witch’s frog sit? On a toadstool.
  • How do ghosts go from floor to floor? By scare-case!
  • What do they use to clean the ice during the Halloweenland hockey game? A Zombieoni
  • What song do vampires hate? “You Are My Sunshine”
  • What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests!
  • Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
  • What day do ghosts do their howling? On Moan-day!
  • How do ghosts wash their hair? With shamboo.

These jokes for Halloween are perfect for parents, teachers, anyone who celebrates Halloween.

  • What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
  • What do you call a hairy monster in a river? A weir-wolf!
  • How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no “body” to dance with.
  • What do werewolves read to their children before bed? Hairy tails
  • 28. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound.
  • What do witches put in their hair? Scare spray!
  • What type of pants do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans.
  • How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.
  • What tops off a monster’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
  • What does a witch use to do her hair? Scarespray!
  • What instrument does a skeleton play? The trombone.
  • What’s a ghosts favorite body of water? Lake Eerie.
  • What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.

Let's continue with more jokes. Here are some jokes that you can share at Christmas.

  • Where do ghosts use their boats? The Eerie Canal.
  • Where do werewolves store their things? In a were-house
  • What do Italian ghosts eat for dinner? Spookgetti
  • When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? If you are a mouse.
  • What do you give a vampire when he’s sick? Coffin-drops.
  • What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
  • What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
  • On which day are ghosts most scary? Fright-day!
  • What kinds of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans.
  • Did you hear about the untidy cemetery? You wouldn’t want to be caught dead in there!
  • What’s big, scary and has three wheels? A monster riding a tricycle!
  • Which ghost lives in Town Hall? The night-mayor.
  • What did the little boy say when she had to choose between a tricycle and candy? Trike or Treat!
  • What type of coffee does a vampire drink? De-coffin-ated!
  • What candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
  • Which boats do vampires travel in? Blood vessels.
  • What do ghosts turn on in summer? The scare-conditioner!
  • How did the vampire race finish? Neck and neck!
  • What do they grow in the Halloweenland garden? Zombeets.
  • What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument? A trombone.
  • Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten.
  • Why did the zombie decide to stay in his coffin? He felt rotten.
  • Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs!
  • Which musical instrument do skeletons play? Trom-Bone
  • What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-ween!
  • What’s a ghosts favorite fruit? Booberries.
  • What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch.
  • What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
  • Why do ghosts hate rain? It dampens their spirits.
  • What kind of makeup do witches wear? Mas-scare-a
  • What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
  • What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
  • What is a witch with poison ivy called ? An itchy witchy.
  • What is a monster’s favorite dessert? I scream!